Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
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can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
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And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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