Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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