I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
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My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
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So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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