Quick, to the slutcave!
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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