Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
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There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
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tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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