We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
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I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
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Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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