This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
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He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
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im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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