okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
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i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
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Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later