Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
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I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
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New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.