Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
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that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
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dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10