Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
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Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
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Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize