dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
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All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
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I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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