How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
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So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
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I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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