Porn is love you can see.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
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