The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
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so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
It's not a walk of shame if you run
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
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