oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
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Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
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Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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