I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
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Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
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She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?