people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight