So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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