I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
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I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
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I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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