im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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