I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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