glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
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considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
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he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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