I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
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sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
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Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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