so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
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The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
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So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.