She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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