It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
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Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
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He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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