Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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