Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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