i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
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Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
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At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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