Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
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I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
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I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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