butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
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what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
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You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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