i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
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He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
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You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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