I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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