can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
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Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
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I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
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