You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
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We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
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Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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