bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
only you would photoshop your dick
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
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I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
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I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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