Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
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So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
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did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
You need a sexual gate keeper
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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