WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
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she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
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My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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