The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
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Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
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Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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