my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
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just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
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But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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