So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
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so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
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Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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