what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
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Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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