Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
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The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
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is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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