i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
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