I got chris browned last night
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
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I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
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James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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