I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
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Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
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Drake has all the answers
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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