? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
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Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
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Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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