i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?