Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
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please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
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she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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