she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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