white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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