dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
He kissed a someone with a penis
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
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its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
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She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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