Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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