Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
